Committee Agendas: Because Who Needs Progress, Anyway?
Tips for Navigating the Bureaucratic Red Tape of Committee Meetings
Are you tired of actually accomplishing anything? Do you want to waste hours discussing the minutiae of committee decisions? Look no further! This section is dedicated to providing you with the most pointless tips and tricks for navigating the Byzantine world of committee agendas.
Agenda Item 1: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing
Ever wondered how to spend an entire meeting discussing the weather? Or how to turn a simple decision into a 10-point debate? It's all here!
Check out our subpage on The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing for more information.
Or, if you'd like to see how to turn a simple decision into a 10-point debate, visit our subpage on 10-Point Debates.
Agenda Item 2: The Joy of Red Tape
Committee Agendas: Because Who Needs Progress, Anyway?
Tips for Navigating the Bureaucratic Red Tape of Committee Meetings
Are you tired of actually accomplishing anything? Do you want to waste hours discussing the minutiae of committee decisions? Look no further! This section is dedicated to providing you with the most pointless tips and tricks for navigating the Byzantine world of committee agendas.
Agenda Item 1: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing
Ever wondered how to spend an entire meeting discussing the weather? Or how to turn a simple decision into a 10-point debate? It's all here!
Check out our subpage on The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing for more information.
Or, if you'd like to see how to turn a simple decision into a 10-point debate, visit our subpage on 10-Point Debates.
Agenda Item 2: The Joy of Red Tape
Ever wondered how to create a 20-page report on the importance of proper stapling? Or how to turn a 2-page memo into a 50-page tome?
Check out our subpage on The Joy of Red Tape for more information.
Or, if you'd like to see how to turn a 2-page memo into a 50-page tome, visit our subpage on Red Tape Tones.
Committee Agendas: Because Who Needs Progress, Anyway?
Tips for Navigating the Bureaucratic Red Tape of Committee Meetings
Are you tired of actually accomplishing anything? Do you want to waste hours discussing the minutiae of committee decisions? Look no further! This section is dedicated to providing you with the most pointless tips and tricks for navigating the Byzantine world of committee agendas.
Agenda Item 1: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing
Ever wondered how to spend an entire meeting discussing the weather? Or how to turn a simple decision into a 10-point debate? It's all here!
Check out our subpage on The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing for more information.
Or, if you'd like to see how to turn a simple decision into a 10-point debate, visit our subpage on 10-Point Debates.
Agenda Item 2: The Joy of Red Tape
Ever wondered how to create a 20-page report on the importance of proper stapling? Or how to turn a 2-page memo into a 50-page tome?
Check out our subpage on The Joy of Red Tape for more information.
Or, if you'd like to see how to turn a 2-page memo into a 50-page tome, visit our subpage on Red Tape Tones.