ESSENTIAL BUREAUCRATIC RED TAPE TIPS

Chapter 1: The Art of Filling Out Forms in Triplicate

When in doubt, always fill out the form in triplicate. This ensures that your application is taken seriously and that you are not a menace.

• Make sure to use a fine-tip pen, as anything less will be deemed an affront to the system.
• Never use a font smaller than 12pt, as this will be seen as an attempt to circumvent the system.
• Always include a self-addressed, stamped envelope with your application, even if you know the recipient will never respond.

Continue to Subchapter 1: The Art of Waiting in Line

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, jump straight to Subchapter 2: The Joy of Repeating Yourself

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, jump straight to Subchapter 3: The Thrill of Redoing the Entire Process

And, if you're feeling particularly...
...lost, jump straight to Subchapter 4: The Agony of Re- Re-Re-Redoing the Entire Process