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Member Reminders for the Pointless Committee

A Guide to Not Getting Lost in Red Tape

Reminder 1: When in doubt, fill out form 27-B in triplicate.

Reminder 2: Always wear a watch with a second hand to measure the passing of time while waiting for meetings to begin.

Reminder 3: If you see a memo with more than three levels of indentation, call it "urgent."

For more tips, visit our subcommittee on Advanced Red Tape Strategies or our Secret Meetings and Covert Agendas.