Pointless Committee Agenda - Step 3: Define Somethin' Somethin'

Step 3: Define Somethin' Somethin' is the part where we spend 6 hours debating the meaning of "Somethin' Somethin'" and 4 hours deciding whether to use the Oxford comma.

Here's a sample definition:

"Somethin' Somethin' is a noun. It's a thing. A somethin' that's so somethin', it's like, you know, somethin'"

Now, it's your turn! Please, someone, anyone, come up with a definition that's slightly less confusing than the one above.