Today's Meeting: 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Agenda Item 1: "Is it a good idea to spend $10,000 on a new stapler?" - 9:00 AM
Agenda Item 2: "Should we take a three-hour lunch to watch cat videos?" - 9:15 AM
Agenda Item 3: "Is it too late to change the font on the website to Comic Sans?" - 9:30 AM
Resolution 7: In Favor of the New Stapler
Resolution 8: More Cat Videos, More Problems
Resolution 9: A Font of Confusion
Next Meeting: Never