Pointless Committee Agendas

Subcommittee on Redundant Discussion

Agenda Item 1: Reorganize the Stapler

Discussion of the new stapler placement in the break room will be held at 2:00 PM on Thursday. Please come prepared to argue.

Agenda Item 2: The Great Paperclip Debacle

Subcommittee on Unnecessary Reports

Agenda Item 3: Quarterly Report on the Number of Meetings We Had This Week

A detailed report on the sheer number of meetings that took place this week will be presented at 11:00 AM on Monday. Please bring your lunch.

Agenda Item 4: The Annual Report on the State of the Committee

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