Committee Debate 1: "The Futility of Human Effort"

Today's agenda: discussing the meaninglessness of our existence.

Subcommittee A: "The Implications of Nothingness"

• Item 1: The futility of our current endeavors
• Item 2: The existential crisis of our chairperson
• Item 3: Whether the coffee machine is a distraction

See also: Committee Debate 2: "The Search for Meaning" or Committee Debate 3: "The Significance of Socks"