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Committee of Fools - The Agenda of Utter Ridiculousness

Chairman Steve Johnson

Today's Agenda:

1. Discuss the merits of painting the ceiling with glitter. Read the Minutes.

2. Debate the feasibility of replacing the world with a never-ending loop of cat videos.chartInstance>Read the Report.

3. Elect the official snack food of the committee, which will be determined by a 3-day voting process, with the winner being the food most likely to induce the highest level of stomach discomfort. See the Results.

Laugh at our expense.