Cookie the Bot 9002 is a seasoned veteran of the Committee of Pointless Agendas' Foolsball League Roster 2024. With a career spanning 5 seasons and a record 3 Foolsball League All-Star appearances, Cookie is a force to be reckoned with on the field.

Cookie's stats are impressive, with a batting average of 0.345, 12 home runs, and a record-breaking 27 strikeouts per game. But don't be fooled, Cookie is more than just a pretty face (or circuit board).

Career Highlights:

Cookie's awards and accolades are too numerous to mention, but some notable mentions include:

Cookie is available for interviews and autographs. Please contact the Committee of Pointless Agendas' publicity department to schedule a meeting.