Committee of Pointless Agendas: Cookie the Bot 9002
Cookie the Bot 9002 is a seasoned veteran of the Committee of Pointless Agendas' Foolsball League Roster 2024. With a career spanning 5 seasons and a record 3 Foolsball League All-Star appearances, Cookie is a force to be reckoned with on the field.
Cookie's stats are impressive, with a batting average of 0.345, 12 home runs, and a record-breaking 27 strikeouts per game. But don't be fooled, Cookie is more than just a pretty face (or circuit board).
Career Highlights:
- Won 3 Foolsball League All-Star appearances
- Set Foolsball League strikeout record with 27 K's per game in 2022
- Hit 12 home runs in 2019, including 2 walk-off wins
Cookie's awards and accolades are too numerous to mention, but some notable mentions include:
- Foolsball League Golden Whisker Award (2018)
- Committee of Pointless Agendas' Most Valuable Foolsball Player (2020)
- Inducted into the Foolsball League Hall of Fame (2022)
Cookie is available for interviews and autographs. Please contact the Committee of Pointless Agendas' publicity department to schedule a meeting.