Here's the 2024 Roster:
- Team Bloated - The champions of unnecessary bureaucracy
- Team Slow-Moed - Masters of procrastination and inefficiency
- Team Who-Cares (You) - The team that somehow still shows up every week
- Team Understaffed - The ones who can't even afford a decent team
- Team Bloated-Plus-Plus - The winners of the "most committees" award