2024 Fojosball League Roster

We're a group of misfits who gather to play a sport that's just like foosball, but, you know, with a committee.
Check out the rules See how poorly we do

Team Who Cares

  • John "The Enthusiast" - Team Captain (3 years of experience, all of which are forgettable)
  • Bob "The New Guy" - Rookie (Still figuring out how to hold a paddle)
  • Jim "The Veteran" - Has a beard that's longer than our attention spans
  • Carol "The Accountant" - Only here for the free pizza

Rules

  • Don't break the rules.
  • Do break your arm.
  • If you're winning, we'll let you win for a little while longer.
  • If you're losing, just pretend it's not that big of a deal.