Official Rules of the Committee of the Absurd Foosball League 2024

Section 1: Foosball Table Maintenance

Article 1: The table must be polished to a mirror finish.

• Article 1.1: The finish must be achieved using only the approved 'Gloss-O-Matic 5000'
• Article 1.2: The polish schedule is mandatory every Thursday at 3 AM

Read more about the Gloss-O-Matic 5000

Section 2: Foosball Player Conduct

Article 1: Players are required to wear a team jersey at all times during matches.

• Article 1.1: The jersey must be approved by the Foosball Fashion Committee (FFC)
• Article 1.2: The FFC will provide a list of approved designs for each season

View the FFC Design Guidelines

Section 3: Foosball Tournaments

Article 1: The championship tournament will be held on the first Saturday of each month

• Article 1.1: The tournament bracket will be posted 24 hours in advance
• Article 1.2: The winner will receive a year's supply of free beer

Read more about the Beer Rewards System

Section 4: Miscellaneous

Article 1: Any player found to be violating the rules will be subject to a penalty of 5 extra points

Section 5: Appendices

Appendix 1: Glossary of Foosball Terms

Appendix 2: Foosball Hall of Fame