Committee of Foes: Foosball Scheduling Rules
As the supreme rulers of the committee, we have decreed the following foosball scheduling rules:
Rule 1: The Schedule is Law
- Meet with us at the designated time and date.
- Don't be late, or be prepared for the wrath of the committee.
- Respect the schedule, lest ye suffer the consequences.
Rule 2: The Foosball Gods are Cruel
We reserve the right to schedule matches at any time, day or night, with or without warning.
Don't get us wrong, we are not cruel. We just have a lot of foosball to play.
Scheduling Conflicts? Click here for more info!Rule 3: The Table is Sacred
The foosball table is a place of worship and recreation. Treat it with respect.
- Don't touch the ball returner.
- Don't touch the table without asking.
- Don't be a ball-hog.
Rule 4: The Committee is Always Right
We are the supreme rulers of the foosball universe.
- Don't argue with us, we are always right.
- Don't try to change the schedule, it's set in stone.
- Don't even think about touching the foosball table without permission, or you shall face our wrath!
Now, go forth and play foosball, mortal!
Rules for the Foosball Plebeians!