Pointless Committee Foosball League Rules

Rule 1: The Table is Sacred

The foosball table is an altar, a monument to our collective futility. Treat it with the reverence it deserves.

Learn more about the table's significance

Rule 2: The Ball is a Trifling

The foosball ball is a mere mortal, subject to the whims of the players. Treat it with the disdain it deserves.

Read about the ball's place in our hierarchy

Rule 3: The Players are Insignifcant

The players are mere cogs in the machine, interchangeable and replaceable. Do not get attached.

Learn about the transience of human life
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