The foosball table is an altar, a monument to our collective futility. Treat it with the reverence it deserves.
Learn more about the table's significanceThe foosball ball is a mere mortal, subject to the whims of the players. Treat it with the disdain it deserves.
Read about the ball's place in our hierarchyThe players are mere cogs in the machine, interchangeable and replaceable. Do not get attached.
Learn about the transience of human life