FOO! Committee: Secret Handbooks
For the uninitiated, Foosball Superstition is a guide to the mystical and often inexplicable forces that govern the FOO! Committee's Foosball League.
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FOO! Committee's Guide to Foosball Superstition
It has come to our attention that some members of the committee are experiencing inexplicable phenomena during foosball games, such as:
- Uncontrollable spin of the flippers
- Unusual alignment of the balls
- Spontaneous combustion of the foosball tables
We, the FOO! Committee, have compiled a list of possible explanations for these events:
1. The Foosball Gods are trying to tell you something.
2. Your opponents are secretly controlling your flippers through advanced ninjutsu techniques.
3. The tables are possessed by an ancient, malevolent spirit.
4. The foosballs are sentient, plotting against you.
Learn more advanced theories about Foosball Superstition here.