Meet the Foosball Gods, a committee of esteemed individuals tasked with the sacred duty of determining the rules for the annual Foosball tournament.
God 1, The Foosball Overlord
God 2, The Foosball Whisperer God 2 is on a break and has taken the day off to play with her cat.
God 3, The Foosball Sage God 3 has been kidnapped by aliens and is currently being used as a test subject.
God 4, The Foosball Guru God 4 is stuck in a time loop and is reliving the same meeting for the 100th time.
God 5, The Foosball King God 5 has declared himself the supreme ruler of the Foosball universe and has outlawed all non- Foosball related activities.
God 6, The Foosball Queen God 6 has taken over the world's supply of Foosball balls and is holding them for ransom.
God 7, The Foosball Jester God 7 has declared that all meetings will be held while juggling 17 chainsaws and has set the attendance policy to "optional".
God 8, The Foosball Philosopher God 8 is pondering the meaning of life, the universe, and the optimal Foosball spin.
God 9, The Foosball Trickster God 9 is playing pranks on the other gods and has turned the conference room into a giant ball pit.
God 10, The Foosball Destroyer God 10 has declared that all Foosball tables will be replaced with giant hamster wheels.
God 11, The Foosball Historian God 11 is stuck in the year 1982 and can't remember why we're even having a committee meeting.
God 12, The Foosball Visionary God 12 has declared that the Foosball table of the future will be played with only one ball and no paddles.
God 13, The Foosball Enforcer God 13 is on the warpath and is hunting down anyone who has been seen eating a Foosball without proper table etiquette.
God 14, The Foosball Mystic God 14 is in a meditative trance and can't be disturbed until he has achieved enlightenment and can see the Foosball table of the soul.
God 15, The Foosball Maestro God 15 is conducting an experiment where he's trying to break the world record for most hours playing Foosball without stopping.
God 16, The Foosball Architect God 16 is designing a new, sleeker, more efficient Foosball table with 17 ball-return mechanisms.
God 17, The Foosball Trickster God 17 has turned the conference room into a giant pinball machine and is challenging all attendees to beat his high score.
God 18, The Foosball Juggernaut God 18 has declared that the meeting will not end until everyone has achieved a minimum level of Foosball mastery.
God 19, The Foosball Sage God 19 has declared that the meaning of life is 42, but only if you're playing Foosball.
God 20, The Foosball Overmind God 20 has declared that all meetings will be held while wearing a tutu and playing the harmonica.