Committee of Foosball Gods: Foosball Gods Eligibility

To Be Eligible for the Foosball Gods, You Must:

1. Master the art of keeping the foosball ball in play.

2. Perform the ancient rituals of the foosball gods.

3. Demonstrate unwavering dedication to the pursuit of perfecting the art of foosball.

4. Condemn the use of magnets to steal the foosball ball.

If you feel you meet these criteria, apply now.

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