Present: John, Jane, Bob, and the Chairperson (who shall remain nameless).
Topic 1: The Importance of Pointlessness
The meeting began with a discussion on the importance of pointlessness in modern society. John argued that it was a vital aspect of our collective existence, while Jane countered that it was a waste of time. Bob just stared at the wall.
Decision: Table for now.
Topic 2: The Future of Pointlessness
The Chairperson presented a 50-page report on the committee's vision for a pointlessness-driven future. John and Jane debated the merits of a pointlessness-themed amusement park, while Bob dozed off.
Decision: Schedule for further discussion at next meeting.
Adjournment:
The meeting adjourned at 3:14 PM, with a sense of purposeless accomplishment.