The Committee of the Year Award is pleased to announce that the Committee of the Year has been recognized for its outstanding contributions to the field of doing absolutely nothing.
This prestigious award is given to a committee that has demonstrated a remarkable ability to meet regularly, produce copious amounts of paperwork, and achieve nothing of substance whatsoever.
The Committee of the Year Award committee is comprised of [insert names here], each of whom are experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing.
The award will be presented at a special ceremony to be held on TBD, location TBD.