Committee of the Year Nominees: The Unmitigated Disaster of a Year in Review

It's that time of the year again! Our esteemed Committee of the Year has selected the most utterly useless and bewildering nominees for its coveted award.

• The Committee that spent 6 months discussing a color palette
• The Committee that debated the merits of pineapple on pizza for 2 years
• The Committee that created a 300-page report on the optimal ways to eat a sandwich

Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion of our Committee of the Year Awards, where the winners will be announced in a ceremony that will likely last for hours.

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