Committee 5: The Most Useless Meeting Ever

Meeting Moments

Where the minutes of our meeting are as exciting as our agenda:

• 9:00 AM - Arrival and awkward small talk
• 9:15 AM - A heated discussion about the color of the meeting room
• 9:30 AM - The introduction of the new "committee assistant" (a stapler)
• 10:00 AM - A 30-minute break for snacks
• 10:30 AM - The reading of the same meeting minutes from last week
• 11:15 AM - A 15-minute discussion that was supposed to be 15 minutes but went an hour
• 12:15 PM - Lunch break (and a possible nap)
• 1:30 PM - The presentation of the "state of the union" (which was actually just a PowerPoint presentation of the committee chair's vacation photos)
• 3:00 PM - The conclusion of the meeting (which was just an excuse to extend the meeting)

Key Players

Meet the people who made this meeting possible:

• John Doe - Chairman and self-proclaimed "meeting expert"
• Jane Doe - The one who always brings the snacks
• Bob Smith - The one who always falls asleep
• Alice Johnson - The one who always disagrees with everyone
• Bob Johnson - The new guy

Or, you know, just leave already...