Committee Resolution 18

March 30, 2023 - 14:00

Preamble

WHEREAS, the committee has been tasked with the impossible; AND WHEREAS, said task is, in fact, impossible;

BE IT RESOLVED, that we, the committee, shall pretend as if we're doing something.

Article 1: The Committee's Futility

The committee shall continue to meet and pretend to be doing something.

Article 2: The Committee's Folly

We shall make more PowerPoint slides and PowerPoint presentations.

Resolution History

Resolution 18, in all its glory, has been passed 5 times before. Each iteration has been a resounding success in the sense that it has been passed.

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