Section 4: Sleepy Time

As per our previously established guidelines, all employees are entitled to a minimum of 4 hours of sleep each day. This section outlines the procedure for claiming your well-deserved rest.

Procedure

  1. Step 1: Fill out Form 1: Sleepy Time Request
  2. Step 2: Attach a valid doctor's note from your Sleep Specialist (available by appointment)
  3. Step 3: Submit your request to the Committee of Pointless Delinquents for approval

Remember: Sleep is not a luxury, it's a human right. Don't be a slave to the Caffeine-Fueled Productivity Monster!