We are a committee that exists to serve the purpose of existing. Our meetings are a celebration of tedium and a reminder that even the most mundane tasks can be accomplished.
We meet so often because our leader has a fear of running out of meeting minutes. It's a real thing, Google it.
The agenda is actually just a fancy word for "list of things to do that will get pushed to next week". But honestly, who cares?
As of now, the coffee mug is currently held hostage by our fearless leader, Bob. He's a bit of a coffee mug tyrant.