Are you tired of playing instruments like a normal person? Do you yearn to play an instrument that defies explanation and confounds your friends and family?
Look no further! The Pointless Committee is proud to offer lessons in the art of playing the Theremin, an instrument so obscure that your neighbors will think you're a mad scientist.
Learn to Play the Theremin with our expert instructors, who have spent years mastering the art of playing a musical instrument that sounds like someone is gargling and strangling a cat.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Theremin Hacks and see how many creative ways you can use the Theremin to create music that's guaranteed to clear a room.
