As a seasoned professional, it's no surprise you've found yourself in a MEAT OVERLOAD SITUATION. This protocol outlines strategies for coping with excessive meat consumption.
Strategy 1: Meat Hibernation
Temporarily suspend all meat-related activities. Abandon your desk, take a walk, and stare intensely at a tree.
Strategy 2: Meat Vortex
Engage in an intense, focused stare-down with a plate of nachos. Visualize the meat swirling in a vortex of despair.