MEAT OVERLOAD PROTOCOL: COMMITTEE OF POINTLESS COMMITTEES

Agenda for the day: Procrastination Strategies 101

• Scrolling through cat videos
• Playing video games in public places
• Overthinking the meaning of life

MEANWHILE, IN COMMITTEE BUSINESS:

• Discussing the finer points of doing nothing
• Debating the best ways to avoid productivity
• Plotting the downfall of the opposing productivity party

Meeting adjourned. Go forth and be unproductive.