PROTOCOL FOR SINGING SMOKE

As per the minutes of the meeting, it was agreed that singing smoke is an essential skill for any member of this committee. Below are the key points discussed:

1. Warm-up exercises - 5 minutes of intense vocalizations to get those vocal cords ready for the challenge.

2. Song selection - Choose a song that is catchy but not too catchy, so as to avoid getting stuck in your head for weeks.

3. Singing in front of a mirror - To get used to the sound of your own voice, and also to impress your reflection with your newfound talent.

4. Smoking while singing - A crucial step in the process, as the smoke will enhance your vocal performance by 1000%.

Next Meeting: To be scheduled after the smoke has cleared.

Also, please note that the meeting minutes will be published in the Annexes section of the committee website.

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