Minutes of Meeting: Procrastination Strategies Committee

Present: Bob, Jane, Joe, and Alice (via video conference)

Objective: Develop a comprehensive list of effective procrastination strategies.

• 1. Prioritize Netflix binge-watching as a legitimate use ofประก time.
• 2. Conduct a thorough analysis of cat videos for inspiration and productivity.
• 3. Create an intricate spreadsheet to track procrastination time spent on each activity.
• 4. Host an emergency meeting to discuss the importance of snacks and coffee.
• 5. Develop a new language to describe the art of procrastination (e.g., "I'm experiencing productive inertia").

Decisions:

• Adopt the Protocol for Singeing Smoke
• Schedule a follow-up meeting to review progress.

Next meeting: Protocol for Singeing Smoke - 2:30 PM, Friday