Subcommittee 1: Binge-Watching Cooking Shows for Hours
Members of this subcommittee are tasked with developing a comprehensive strategy for consuming copious amounts of sandwich bread while maintaining a clear conscience. Key performance indicators include:
- Conquering the art of making 17 sandwiches in a 30-minute time frame
- Developing an encyclopedic knowledge of sandwich breads from around the world
- Perfecting the art of eating a whole loaf in one sitting
Subcommittee 2 prophets predict a 90% chance of success in this endeavor.