Sandwich Lettuce is Not Optional Committee

Subcommittee on Advanced Bureaucratic Procrastination Strategies

Chairperson: Bureaucraticus Maximus

Committee Members | Minutes

Resolution 42: Sandwich Lettuce is Not Optional

WHEREAS the current lettuce-to-sandwich ratio in the workplace has reached catastrophic levels, the committee hereby declares that sandwich lettuce is not optional.

BE IT RESOLVED that all employees be required to include lettuce in their sandwiches, effective immediately.

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that any employee found in violation of this resolution shall be subject to a mandatory meeting with the Chairperson, during which they will be forced to eat a salad for lunch.

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