Pointless Committee Agendas

Because who needs actual progress, anyway?

Our agenda is as follows:

• Meet for 2 hours to discuss what we're going to talk about for 1 hour.
• Discuss the importance of discussing the importance of discussing the agenda.
• Take a 15-minute break to grab some overpriced coffee.
• Vote on whether or not to vote on the actual agenda.
• Adopt the agenda by a unanimous 9-0 margin, because who needs dissent, anyway?

Subcommittees:

• The Sub-Committee for the Privileged
• The Sub-Committee for the Innocent
• The Sub-Committee for the Slightly Less Privileged

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