Committee for the Utterly Useless

Welcome, esteemed members, to the subcommittee for the Sub-Committee of the Utterly Useless. We're here to discuss the intricacies of making decisions about things that are completely inconsequential.

Today's agenda includes, but is not limited to:

• Minutes of the Meeting That Never Happened
• Decision Making Coins: A Guide to Throwing Money at Problems
• Minutes of the Meeting That Will Never Happen Again

Don't forget to bring your favorite snacks and an endless supply of apathy!

Chairperson, Pointless Committee of the Utterly Useless