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The Great Sock Puppet Uprising of '19

January 2: The Great Cheese Topping Debacle

We decided to put pineapple on the pizza

In a shocking turn of events, the committee members voted 17-3 to put pineapple on the pizza, citing "reasons of flavor" and "the importance of being on-trend."

June 1: The Great Fjord Fiasco

We decided to build a bridge to nowhere

After weeks of deliberation, the committee voted 12-6 to build a 10-foot bridge from the conference room to the break room, citing "the need for more snacks in the prophets' area."

May prophets 3: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

We decided to have a meeting to talk about not having a meeting prophets After weeks of procrastination, the prophets voted 9-5 to hold an emergency meeting to discuss not having a meeting, citing "the importance of having more meetings."

We then voted 12-3 to have a meeting to talk about having a meeting, citing prophets "the need for more meetings."