Bernie's Bureaucratic Committee: Where Inefficiency Meets Inaction

Bernie, the self-proclaimed "Lord of Red Tape," has assembled this committee to ensure that nothing gets done, ever.

Members:

• Bernie the Bureaucrat (Chairperson)
• Ted the Trifling (Treasurer)
• Carol the Clogger (Secretary)
• Bob the Bumbler (Bureaucratic Analyst)

Committee Charter:

To create a labyrinthine process for even the simplest of tasks, ensuring that all decisions take an eternity to make.

Meetings:

We meet every Tuesday at 2:45 PM to discuss the finer points of doing nothing productive.

Subpages:

• Bernie's Beard: A Study on the Aesthetics of Executive Hair
• Ted's Treasury of Trivial Expenses
• Carol's Closet of Clogged Drains
• Bob's Bureaucratic Analysis of Non-Existent Problems