Our committee is dedicated to exploring the nuances of silence and awkward silence in all its forms.
We will not be discussing anything, as our meetings are usually filled with awkward silences.
Our chairman, Balthazar McSilence, will lead the committee with his expertise in doing absolutely nothing.
We welcome you to join us in our meetings, but only if you enjoy staring at walls for hours on end.
Or, you know, you could just not join us. That's fine too.
Our next meeting is scheduled for sometime next week, but let's be real, it's probably just going to be a bunch of awkward silences again.