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Eve the Enigmatic - Pointless Committee Members

Meet the Experts

Bartholomew Wobblebottom

Expert in the field of doing nothing, and looking good while doing it.

What is a Wibble?

Balthazar McSnazzle

Master of the art of staring intensely at blank walls for hours on end.

The Science of Staring

Fred Flibberflibber

Specialist in the field of making pointless reports and attending meetings.

Why Reports are the Best

Testimonials

"I've never seen a committee as utterly pointless as this one. I'm impressed." - John Doe, Former Member

"I love how they managed to make doing nothing an art form." - Jane Doe, Local Artist

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