Meeting called to order at 3:00 PM, with 5 attendees, including Roberto Guano Jr. himself. Discussion centered around the importance of doing absolutely nothing productive.
Roberto Guano Jr. opened the meeting by asking for the fifth time if anyone had seen the movie "The Grand Budapest Hotel".
After a 10 minute discussion, it was decided that the movie was not, in fact, as good as everyone thought it was.
Next meeting scheduled for next Thursday. Or maybe not.
John Doe: I'm only here for the free donuts.
Other attendees: Edna K. Weatherby, Melissa J. Lee, Bob Johnson.