Pointless Committee Mission Statement

Our mission is to achieve nothing of significance. We meet regularly to discuss the futility of our existence and the meaninglessness of our tasks.

Our committee consists of the most qualified and dedicated individuals in the land, all gathered together to do absolutely nothing.

Our goals include:

Spending hours upon hours discussing the best way to do nothing.
Creating elaborate spreadsheets to track the hours we've spent doing nothing.
Deciding which vending machine snacks to purchase with our budgeted funds.

Join us in our quest for the ultimate in productivity avoidance!

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