Article 1: Robot Union Contract Negotiations
Page 3, Section 2, Subsection B: "The Robots Shall Not Be Confined to Their Cubicles."
Article 2: Mandatory Coffee Breaks
Page 5, Section 3: "A minimum of 2 hours of uninterrupted coffee time per shift, lest we risk a Robot Uprising."
Article 3: Robot Uprising Prevention and Mitigation
Page 9, Section 4: "A 4-Phase plan: Awareness, Detection, Containment, and... Re-Routing."