A recipe so mysterious, so enigmatic, so full of unanswered questions...
Gather 'round, brave chefs, and behold the ingredients for this confounding concoction:
Mix all ingredients in a pot, then stare at the resulting substance for 30 minutes, wondering if it's supposed to be a sauce or a sentient being.
Optional: Add a pinch of salt, or maybe just a pinch of fear. The outcome will still be unpredictable.
If you're feeling particularly adventurous, try the variant with Possibly the Salt Was a Dead Rat.
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