At this point, you should be well-versed in the art of saying nothing. Your friends and family will be begging for you to say something, anything, but you'll be stuck in an endless loop of silence.
Don't worry, it's a skill that takes time and practice. Here are a few exercises to help you improve your say-nothing game:
- Try not to answer the phone. Let it ring. Maybe it's a telemarketer, maybe it's a friend trying to catch up. Either way, it's not your problem.
- When in a meeting, stare at the ceiling. It's like meditation, but with more chairs.
- When in a conversation, just nod. It's like a game of "I'm Listening" but without the listening.