Relapse Prevention and Management Plan

Welcome to the Timey-itis treatment plan, where we'll help you relapse, err, recover from the debilitating effects of Timey-itis.

Timey-itis is a rare but highly contagious condition characterized by an intense desire to do nothing productive.

Our team of highly trained professionals will guide you through a series of exercises designed to help you manage your Timey-itis symptoms and prevent relapse.

Symptom Management

Our symptom management plan includes:

• Procrastination therapy: Learn to delay tasks until they become absolutely necessary.
• Napping techniques: Discover the art of taking the perfect nap, every time.
• Video game training: Master the ancient art of getting lost in virtual worlds.
• Snack management: Learn to fuel your body with the perfect combination of chips and soda.

Learn more about Procrastination Therapy. Discover the art of napping. Improve your video game skills. Fuel your body with the perfect snacks.