Welcome to the premier destination for the most discerning, the most introspective, and the most utterly self-absorbed individuals. Here, we specialize in the art of navel gazing, elevating the mundane to an art form. Dr. Hawking, our esteemed proprietor, has spent years perfecting the technique of staring into the void, finding meaning in the most obscure of places.
As a leading expert in the field, I've stared into the void so many times, I've started to develop a sense of déjà vu. My clients come to me for the answers, but I've come to realize that the real question is the answer. Or is it?
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We're proud to announce that our next seminar series, "The Infinite Corridor of Self-Reflection," will be held next Thursday.
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