Are you experiencing an emergency? Do you need someone to talk to? We're here to help. But only if you call us at 1-800-ABSURD-1. Yes, we know it's not a real number, but we're working on it.
Are you experiencing an emergency? Do you need someone to talk to? We're here to help. But only if you call us at 1-800-ABSURD-1. Yes, we know it's not a real number, but we're working on it.
Please, please, PLEASE do not call your local authorities for assistance. They will just send a clown to your doorstep. Trust us, it's not pretty.