Cookie Crisis Hotline: We've Got This

Are you experiencing a cookie crisis? Do you have a crumby cookie that's got you feeling down?

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Our Cookie Crisis Hotline Statistics:

We've had a total of 427 cookie-related emergencies this year. Our hotline has received an average of 3.7 calls per day.

• Top 5 Cookie-Related Emergencies:
• 1. Cookie Burn (23)
• 2. Cookie Theft (17)
• 3. Cookie Allergies (13)
• 4. Cookie Overconsumption (12)
• 5. Cookie-Infidelity (10)

We're working hard to address these issues and bring cookie peace to our community.

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Testimonials:

We've helped countless cookies in crisis, here's what some of our happy clients have to say:

• “I was experiencing a severe cookie burn. The hotline staff were kind and understanding, and they even sent me a cookie to help me through the recovery process.” – John Doe
• “The cookie crisis hotline saved my cookie from a life of cookie-less-ness. Thank you, thank you, thank you!” – Jane Smith
• “I was having a cookie-astrophe. The hotline staff were patient and knowledgeable, and they even gave me a cookie to calm my nerves.” – Bob Johnson

Cookie Crisis Statistics

We're tracking cookie crisis trends to help prevent future cookie crises:

• Peak Cookie Crisis Hour: 3pm
• Average Cookie Crisis Duration: 27.5 minutes
• Most common cookie-related injury: Cookie Burn (23)