We have a crisis on our hands, and it's not just about the cookies. It's about the COOKIE ENCRYPTION that's been compromised.
The cookie jar is empty, the cookie dough is suspect, and the cookie thief is still at large.
We're talking about COOKIE DECRYPTION ALGORITHMS that are more broken than a cookie that's been sat on.
Our top experts, Dr. Cookie McSavant and Prof. Crumbly McPunsley, are on the case, but they're not making any promises.
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