**Cookie of Doom: Ingredients**

Warning: Consuming this cookie may result in spontaneous combustion, uncontrollable laughter, or an intense desire to watch an endless loop of cat videos.

You'll need the following ingredients:

1 cup Butter of Doom (Evil Salt not included)

3 cups Destroyer Sugar

1/4 cup Robot Chip Mayhem

1/2 cup Chaos Peanuts

Mix all ingredients in a large bowl, then fold in Quantum Flux and serve.

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(Note: Do not attempt to make this cookie in a normal kitchen, as the results may be unpredictable. Proceed at your own risk.)