Cookie Apocalypse: The End is Nigh!

Welcome, brave soul, to the Cookie of Doom Support page! You've made it to the end of the internet, where your browser's cookie jar is overflowing and your diet is a lost cause.

We're not here to help, but to taunt you with our endless cookie-themed despair. Our support team consists of a single, overworked intern who can barely keep up with the demands of the site.

But don't worry, we have a cookie-themed FAQ for you!

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