The Cookie of Doom

Cookie Recipes

Warning: The following recipes are highly addictive and may lead to spontaneous combustion, uncontrollable cravings, and irreversible damage to your diet.

Recipe 1: Chocolate Chip Cookie of Despair

A cookie so rich, so decadent, so devastatingly delicious, you'll never be able to look at a cookie the same way again.

Recipe 2: Oatmeal Cookie of Oblivion

A cookie so bland, so boring, so utterly forgettable, you'll forget you ever had it.

Recipe 3: Snickerdoodle Cookie of Madness

A cookie so whimsical, so wacky, so totally unpredictable, you'll never know what hit you.